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• Watching the Republican candidates debate is a lot like watching dogs hump... Grotesque, yes, but kinda weird and funny too. #, 2 hours ago
• Wish Pres. Obama would stop inviting me to dinner. If you want to hang out, cool. But stop telling me I have to cough up money first. #, 2 hours ago
• How come the History channel doesn't have any shows about history anymore? #, 2012/02/19
• I'm still in shock... I mean, I can't believe it.. I mean how could God take her from us... Bea Arthur, you'll always be a part of me. #, 2012/02/13
• will be at The Borgata in Atlantic City all this week. Monday thru Sunday. Check out website for details. #, 2012/02/13
• For the record... If you're a woman and you were into the David Beckham underwear ad, you shoulda been slapped too #soccerhater #, 2012/02/10
• As bad as my mother was, she's better than any of the "One Million Moms"... Those b#tches are scary! #onemillionmoms #, 2012/02/07